EASY FIGHT RAMBLING BIYATCH

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HIDExTAIJI DOUJINSHI.

COMING SOON BITCHES.

hide: *looks at Taiji* :9
Taiji: Huh?
hide: I know what we could do...
Taiji: *raises eyebrow*
Yoshiki: *moaning louder*
Toshi: *muffled by door* SCREAM MY NAME YO-CHAN!
hide: *leer*
Taiji: *looks at piano* *looks back at hide* Oh you're bad.
hide: GET NAKED BITCH.
Taiji: Fine. *strips*
hide: Oh hell yes. *unzips his pants* Get down here.
Taiji: *gets on his knees*
hide: *grabs the back of Taiji's head* Suck it.
Taiji: *growl* *sucks*
hide: Ohh yeah. That's right.
...
brain broken.

Toshi: *peeks in the closet* WHERE ARE YOU MY PRECIOUS, TASTY, WONDERFUL YO-CHAN? I BOUGHT LUBE! IT'S CHERRY FLAVOURED! ♥
Yoshiki: *nudges TK down the fire escape* Um, in here baby! *fixes the bed and his hair*
Toshi: OH MY SWEET LOVE! LET ME RAVISH YOU!!
hide: BITCH WHERE'S MY LUNCH?
Toshi: GO AWAY HIDE. I'M GONNA HAVE SEX! :F
hide: ...eww. Fine. I'll make Taiji cook...HEY SAWADA!
Taiji: *hiding in the hall closet* *shiver*
hide: I know you're in there, fucker. MAKE ME SOME FOOD.
Taiji: ...is the skank clothed?
hide: Yeah. Toshi's porking him again.
Taiji: *shudder* *creeps out*
Pata: *curled up on the couch* *covered in kitties* _--_ zzzzzzzzz
hide: D'awwww... *picks up a kitty* *puts it on his head*
Kitty: o.o
Toshi: *from the bedroom* YES! YES! DADDY LIKES IT ROUGH!
Yoshiki: *moaning like a whore*
hide: ...
TK: *peeks in the window* *knocks on it*
Taiji: Oh hell no...
hide: What the fuck do you want, Komuro?
TK: Pants? Please? He threw me out the fire escape...
hide: *snicker*
Taiji: ... *trying to concentrate on lunch*
hide: Any pants?
TK: Yes please! *trying to cover himself with a bush*
hide: *digs in the laundry* *pulls out Yoshiki's "pants"* (you know the ones...the leather things that barely count as pants)
TK: Oh hell no!
hide: You said any pants, bitch. NOW WEAR THEM.
TK: ... *puts them on*
Taiji: Now go the fuck away. You stink of Yoshiki's perfume.
hide: And spunk. D:
Taiji: *turning green*
TK: *sigh* *walks around the corner to his car*
hide: ...wanna do something?
Taiji: Like...?
hide: I dunno. Set something on fire?
Taiji: Nah, we did that yesterday.
hide: Right...
Taiji: *thinking*
hide: Wanna fuck with Yoshiki's piano?
Taiji: :D
hide: *evil laughter*
Both: *walk toward the piano*
Taiji: It needs to be, I dunno, not clear?
hide: God there's ass prints all over this thing. Stupid whore.
Taiji: Hmm...what should we do to it?
hide: Un-tune it?
Taiji: That's gay.
hide: Then you think of something!
Taiji: *lights a cigarette* *thinks*

continuing later. i r sreepy.